Homage to Martha

Assortment of my Martha's*

Oh craft blog, how I love thee. I have been away from you for a few days now and I have longed to get back into the swing of things. With that out of the way, I once again began traveling through the endless hoardings that is my home looking for a new idea to inform the world about. Then I saw 'it'. It has taken years to compile (literally years). It has cost me endless amounts of money (all well spent!) It has been sorted into themes(holidays, babies, weddings). It has been referenced repeatedly (some more than others). It is my creative inspiration(a lot of the time). It is my collection of Martha Stewart Livings (the magazine).

Martha Baby Special Ed. 2000

Yes I may joke about hoarding but this is not hoarding. This is a library of crafting material (Ok I am a junior hoarder, so what!) Just as someone may keep encyclopedias or other useless materials (the internet has changed everything!) I choose to keep every single Martha that I have ever received (via mail or grocery store checkout). My question to the world is, why not? First off I have paid good money for them. Secondly I STILL use them, and lastly I like them. My first knitting instructional was in a Martha Stewart Baby Edition and I STILL HAVE IT! I have even let people borrow them for events, such as Thanksgiving table ideas, or wedding showers. So I would just like to raise my glass(purely a saying...) to the writers and fellow crafters that work for Martha. Without you I would not be the crafter I am today. Thank you for keeping the wheels in my little mind turning day after day with your well thought out and practiced 'good things'. You inspire me. End of story. 

*NOTE: For the record that is just a small assortment of my Martha's, believe me when I say there are tons more. I am a hoarder in the makings. 

Eat, Craft, and Read a Martha!

Enter Sewing Machine

My Sewing Machine with Blanket

Over the years I have tried many different types of crafts (see older entries) but I never got into sewing. My mother did not have a sewing machine so the only sewing done was by hand and out of necessity ( ripped pants, missing buttons and such). This summer I spent a lot of time around an avid quilter and got to see her quilting room (yes an ENTIRE room dedicated to quilting, love it!) and was able to see some of her work and so my little brain got to ticking and I decided I needed a sewing machine.

Coonie in the box :-)

Christmas came and Santa listened(for once) and I opened my brand new 'Singer Talent'. Now this thing is still even more advanced than I need but I am so looking forward to discovering how to use its 32 stitches, button hole maker, and all the other snazzy things it offers me. For now we are just straight sewing.

Now the question is what do I make with this awesome thing? What kind of fabrics can I sew through? How do I thread this crazy white machine of awesomeness? Oh and, how do I sew? Irrelevant questions. I like to just dive in. We are making a blanket, end of story.

Beginning of Alphabet Letters

This all started with making a present for my niece. She is super smart and loves educational stuff so I wanted to create something with the alphabet on it(My friend Bean is the one who actually came up with the concept for this craft!) So I found some white fabric I had (I think it was actually a sheet that was once a toga...whatever!) and started embroidering on the alphabet in all different fun colors.

Once it was done it was super long, like over 6 feet, so now what? I thought it was going to be a nice wall hanging, but that just wasn't going to fly. BLANKET popped into my mind then brand new SEWING MACHINE. I set that baby up, figured out how to thread my bobbin(or something like that) and away I went. I went down to JoAnn's and got a fun retro flower print and sewed the alphabet onto it. Half way done. I needed a backing for this, so yet again, I went to JoAnn's found some pink and green striped fleece and sewed that on too.

Completed blanket :-)

Since I am not a quilter or even a good sewer I did not think about how the pieces of fabric would separate in the middle, like you could pull them apart and change the shape of the blanket? I don't really know how to describe it but I did not like it, so I put some tacking stitches using embroidery thread through both pieces at random intervals. Voila. I made a blanket.

Eat, Craft, and Be happy :-)

Magic Wands...oh yeah

I had to really think about today's post. I was unsure if I truly wanted to expose my inner nerd for all of the internet (OK just my few followers) or if I should establish myself a little more first with more normal crafts but here goes. I have made my decision. We are talking about HARRY POTTER (said like Oprah)! If anyone out there was frantically awaiting the release of the final books and then having to wait for each and every installment of the movies then you would understand how exciting it was to have the final movie come out on DVD. So a party was inevitable, complete with all that is Harry Potter, and yes it was very childish and I can not even believe that I am admitting to it, but I made wands.

So if you are throwing a child's party (because this appears to only be acceptable for children under 10) then go ahead and make some wands. I just used a regular old stick that I found in the woods attached a wine cork using hot glue, then wrapped the cork with some twine for a handle. For the second wand I used a carved wooden parrot that I got in Belize a million years ago for the handle. The more creative you get the cooler the wands will be!! You can also then measure the wands (I think mine were around 14 and a quarter inches) or even have a wand selection ceremony ("The wand chooses the wizard Harry") and there you go. Add some Harry Potter themed foods (Butter Beer,Harry Pot-stickers, Dragon's Breath Dip, Chocolate Frogs), some Hogwarts clip art and you have got a party. The wands are not the best made things or even very creative, but they were a craft project so I had to write about it. No judgement please. 

Eat, Craft ,and Do Magic :-)

Curling...like Olympians!

Perfect release

'Curling?' you say. 'Yes, like Olympians.' No I am not going to talk about extreme hair curling. There is no such Olympic sport, that I know of, that involves any hair styling technique. I am talking about CURLING(read up children) a sport played on ice with stones and brooms. Sounds fabulous I know. Fortunately I become a fan of this sport every two years when I get to enjoy its awesomeness from the comfort of my couch. It is the sport that crosses shuffle-board, the strategy of pool, the housewife skill of sweeping, and ice.  (Fun Fact:The first curling club in the United States was established in 1830).

Sweeping

 'Why are we talking about Curling on a crafts blog?'. We are discussing this glorious sport because I, Stevie Salamander, participated in my first curling match last night. Long story small, the local Parks and Rec department decided to start a pick-up league for those interested in this ancient sport and they created there very own 'stones' (the things you score with) using a DIY method. VOILA anyone can now learn the art of curling using crafty ways. 

Me curling :-)

You will need: cement, 16 tea kettles (yep, I said tea kettles, 8 of one color and 8 of a different color), some brooms, and a sheet of ice! That is it!

Tea Kettle Stones

Fill the kettles with the cement. (Regulation stones weigh about 40lb, yours will not). Now read how to play and you are all set.(Curling Basics) You have just created your very own stones for curling!

Eat, Craft, and learn to Curl!

Wine? Yes please :-)

Front of Glass

Today's post is yet again related to my time spent at UVM. Being in Vermont just makes me happy so when it was time to leave (I still like to make return visits several times a year) I wanted to gather as much UVM/VT related items as I could. PROBLEM: I was and still am a poor college student(OK I graduated again in December, but I am still poor!) So how was I supposed to afford all of the many awesome commemorative things that I wanted? ANSWER: I couldn't afford them, so I will create them!

Back of Glass

Now that I had decided I would make UVM things, what would I make? The question didn't need to rattle around my brain for too long because the words "hand painted wine glasses" appeared almost instantly. Ben Franklin craft place(do not remember the actual name) provided me with all of the items I needed. Glass paint, some simple $2 paint brushes, and cheap HUGE wine glasses. Perfect! Then all I had to do was skip some classes and start crafting.

Both glasses finished

I free hand painted all of the work on the glasses. I was super surprised they even came out legible since I think I was drinking while making them!( Just looking at wine glasses made me thirsty apparently) I choose to use green and gold (UVM's colors, DUH) for all of the work and that was it. Wrote UVM, added some random design then glazed it over with the clear finish that came with the paint. Instant UVM memorabilia all for under $10. Take that campus store! This project can be modified to personalize with names, 'Mr' and 'Mrs.', other schools, places or just add a design. You can also change the glass type. Plain coffee mugs,  rocks glasses, anything! Quick go grab some cheep glass and begin personalizing!

Eat, Craft, and Drink Wine :-)

Yardsale Recycle

As I awake this morning with a medium fog in my brain (I found out I passed my boards yesterday!) I decide that I will blog about something that does not require much brain power. Awhile back I received this awesome postcard/ alumni update from UVM (located in the most amazing city ever!) and wanted someway to display it.  I will admit that I probably did not even read the back of the card, I am sure they were asking me for money, HA! So I went on an expedition within my own home, and since I like to call the style of my home 'early american yard sale', it truly is an expedition. I found these three awesome, old school, big, chunky frames with hideous generic pictures in them. Jackpot.

Frames with 'blah' print

I figured no one would miss the plain-jane prints (note: my mother is a medium hoarder and notices everything) so I set about removing them. The backing on the frames had been tampered with in a previous life so they were pretty easy to remove.(silly me) I simply used a screwdriver to bend some nails and then attempted to slide the backing out. Not so simple. It turns out that somebody, somewhere really liked these horrid prints of meadows and children sitting in grass, and decided to tape and glue them into place. Since I no longer had any care for these prints, they were ultimately ripped and destroyed for the sake of my sanity.

Final Creation

The UVM card was then trimmed to fit. I find the simplest way to measure a print is to use the glass from the frame you are using to mark the size. (You can also then visualize what the trimmed picture will look like!) I then found a new piece of cardboard as the backing and since it is against a wall, I do not really care what it looked like, as long as it holds the picture in. Then it was complete. Ta-Da!

Yardsale recycle: when the trash from someones home enters mine, it will be revamped!

Eat, Craft, and Drink lots of water :-)

Mod Podge Shmodge

Having a little more free time than usual has allowed me to enter a new realm of crafting. Begin 'the all day crafting' adventures now. With that said, I have discovered Mod Podge. Now I have known what Mod Podge was, I just have never used it in my crafts, until today. I love crafts that are messy and create disasters in my crafting zone so when I saw this project I was psyched! I found the idea for this at 'From Chaos comes Happiness' Blog and of course added my own twist and twirls to it.

Supplies

I used a 12x10in canvas board as my base, various scraps of paper( I have TONS of paper), stick on letters, Mod Podge, white paint, and some foam brushes. (These were all pretty basic supplies that I had previous to the adventure). Go!

Using a 'decoupage' format, I ripped the various pieces of paper and Mod Podged them to the board in a random-esque style. Let it dry.( I am way to impatient and started the next step before anything was dry...it still works)

Decoupage the board

Then I decided on the words that I wanted my board to say, "Just Breathe". This is my newest mantra since I tend to freak out over little things so...Just breathe! Stick the letters onto your completely dried and fabulous looking board of randomness and then PAINT EVERYTHING white. Allow to dry (or again in my case just go for it) and then peel the letters off, reveling your colorful fun underneath!

Final Creation

Finally just scratch away some of the paint reveling a hint of color and to give it a snazzy rough quality. Then add some left over scraps of paper and you did it!! You can also add some other three dimensional accents( buttons, jewels, flowers, string) or outline the words in black or even write over the white to add some flair. Whatever you want to do, it is your craft!!

NOTE: This is a messy project! Be prepared to have your work space overflow a table onto the floor, couch, kitchen sink..you get the idea! You have been warned!

Eat, Craft and Be Happy :-)